Liz's Boy Friend

Way back when, at the first Weekend at Bierman's, there was a girl named Liz (last name forgotten) who showed up quiet unexpectedly to the weekend. This in and of itself was no big deal, and later on unexpected guests became the norm. The big deal was that her boyfriend, a very jealouse person, thought she was at a house full of only females for the weekend. This too would have been no problem, except that he came to the house motze shabbat to pick her up.

Because we were all nice people, and did not want to get Liz in trouble with her boyfriend, all the guys hid outside the house while he was there. Well, we could not leave well enough alone, so we decided to try pulling a few pranks. First we tried to have yitz show up as a pizza delivary man, but the pizza boxes were empty. So next we decided to go turn on all of the cars sitting in the driveway. While we were getting into our cars, Ari Loren, cute fuzzy thing that he is, decided to hop into the passenger seat of Liz's boyfriend's Z convertable. The car had other ideas. Ari put his hands on the car and it says "You are too close to the car, please step away from the vehicle!" We scattered, and just in time too as the boyfriend heard his beloved car and came running outside to see if it was ok. A few minutes later Liz and her boyfriend went to get in the car and leave, and when he shut the alarm off it said "THE CAR HAS BEEN VIOLATED!" On top of that, Ari Loren and Yitz had run up the block, so he passed them coming back as he left and Ari waved to Liz, causing untold problems.


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