Sabrina, at her first weekend, like everyone else, got rather plastered. However, the alcohol, along with her terminal condition of slight mental instability, had a negative effect on her. She started to cough and then, soon afterward, to hyperventilate.
Another guest there that weekend was a medical student. Normally, one would not take a med student's advice. However, he was also drunk. So, of course, we listened when this "ER" doc wanna-be suggested that Sabrina should be taken to the hospital. This advice came after Sabrina had been hacking for more than two hours straight and was so dizzy she could not stand up. The paramedics and four cruisers from the local police were called onto the scene. Wesley Hills had not seen such excitement since the last time the Mayor's dog got lost. Sabrina decided that she was fine and in between gasps told this to the paramedics. They said that they would only leave if she signed a paper saying she refused help and releasing them from any liability should she drop dead. The paper signed, they left.
She dropped dead.
sort of, it took till well past sun up for her to regain her breath
This was penned by Sabrina herself