don't ask, i don't know.

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there is nothing here yet because nobody has given me anything to put in. if people don't give me something I will start making it up, and then the weekends will start sounding REALLY interesting.

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I warned you folks, and nobody listened, so here goes.

Do you remember?

• "He threw quarters at me!"
• Aaron J. Blumenthal(nuff said).
• 31 people mushed into my house.
• The lesbian orgy in my den.
• The time Larry woke up with Liz's bra on his head.
• The time we all had to hide from Liz's boyfriend.
• THE CAR HAS BEEN VIOLATED!
• Opie and Adam.
• "THOSE WERE THE DAYS, WHEN MEN WERE MEN.....AND SHEEP RAN SCARED!"
• Rena Vs. Howie (Howie lost, but Rena cheated.)
• The six way Magic game, and not a one of us knew how to play.
• OUT THAT WINDOW!
• "KILL THE CAT! KILL THE CAT!"
• Nay and her sister yelling at 2AM on my back porch.
• BABY CORN!
• Rena: "Josh, my hands are missing...MY HANDS ARE MISSING!"
• Josh Bierman takes care of his drunk sister: "Shut up and go to sleep"
• Josh Weinstein takes care of his drunk sister: "Shhh, its ganna be ok...etc."
• New Years Eve. A night of fuzzy memories, strange bed fellows, odd occurences and inexplicable happenings.
• "Yadaim Limala, Al HaRosh, Al HaKtefaim. Echad Shtaim Shalosh"
  Contributed by: C. Ari Loren. see Ari Loren run. Run Ari, Run.
• Liz: "Yitz told me to take my clothing off."
• Shaun learns to play a new drinking game.....and promtply, happily losses.
• Shabbat morning Minion in Vermont. (A first, for Vermont or anywhere.)
• Jack: "I can beat anyone fencing this year!"
• Jack taking revenge on a tissue box for his broken arm.
• A drunk Josh B. dares Elissa "If you will walk around the house without your skirt, I will walk around the house covered only in my blue eyebrows."
• Elissa refuses another dare.
• We all got dressed up for purim.
• Shaun greets my parents: "FUCKING SHIT!"
• "Simone? who's Simone?...She wants to be picked up WHERE!?!?"
• Josh B. and Shaun show an incredable ability to make it to shull late and still be just in time.
• Shaun and Opie in drag.(Shaun makes one sexy woman, and Opie runs a close second.)
• Mel Gibson makes an appearance dressed in BraveHeart costume.(Josh looked great.)
• Yukon Jack/Drunk spades at Jack and Josh's place. '98
• A Weekend at Deb's Sisters place, a new record is set for the highest people to square footage ratio.'98
• Overloaded weekend at Jakc and Josh's, twelve people sleeping in a two bedroom apartment. A failed attempt for the title owned by the weekend at Deb's Sister's place.'98
• Shaun does his greatest, but alas final rendition of the infamous Lemon Cookie Joke. '98
• Someone gets locked into the bathroom and falls asleep on the toilet at Josh and Jack's apartment. '98
• Sabrina nearly goes to the hospital for hyperventilating. '98

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